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3 months has passed since we last meet each other, out last meeting was during teacher's day this year, before that, we were all on our own.

After graduating from primary school, I had lost contact with many of my good friends and I had regretted that, that's why I'm keeping close contact with those who were dear to me during secondary school now, I did not want to repeat the same mistake again...

Anyway, although only 4 people turned up for the gathering, but we still enjoy ourselves! We chat about all those classmates whom I had lost contact with, those days when we play catching around the walls at the side of the basketball court etc. It was shocking to hear that quite a few of they had turn astray, some became more feminine! And there was this very close friend of mine whom all of us had lost contact with was heard to be passed away, that hurts me greatly. Looking at the photo that we took during our graduation party when we were primary 6 brings back lots of fond memories which in the end makes me feel more awful and sad.

I remember that she contacted me during secondary 1 or 2, and left me her hand phone number which I still kept in my phone book, right till now! Therefore the day before the gathering I tried my luck and SMS her,

"Is the owner of this number Farah?"

But there was never a reply, not until now. I told one of my old classmate about it, she said something which made me more sad...

"I still got Farah's number in my phone book!"

And she replied...

"That number might not even exist now..."

Ya, I never called, I just merrily smsed her and there was no reply, my head started to pop out all kinds of reasons, maybe she has changed her number? Or did she give the wrong number?

Or did she really pass away...

Well, I had asked my friends to help me to ask around for her news, but none of them did. Maybe they are really busy with their life or something, but I really hope that after reading this, you will know why I would love to know of her whereabouts so desperately now.

Saw this e-mail...


What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment
her hair.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you
marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

1. sTicKyCaPs. I HaVe No IdEa wHy ThEy LoVe tO wRiTe lIke ThIs, sO IrRiTaTiNg lOrX, I dUn eVeN kNoW WhAt tHe hElL ThEy aRe wRitiNg aBoUt, aNd tHeY aRe So pROuD Of It lOlx ~

2. Are kids today having grammar problems? Or did teachers teach them to write extra letters? For example: todaee horr, thatt teaacherr verii thee cb lehh.. keepp piickiing on miie iin class.. ii dunn liike herr faccee lorr… Or are they blind or what? Can’t see that I there, so there’s a need to add an extra I? If you really can’t see, please go and get yourself a pair of spectacles in case if there’s this need of adding more extra letters in words in the future!

3. After grammar, comes the vocabulary problem. Can’t they just spell properly? Their you = euu, is = ishhh, blog = bloggie, cool = kewl, me = moii or meii, etc. If they really want to be inventors pleases invent some extraordinary words that are not being found in any dictionary instead of just changing their spelling! No wonder our English standard is dropping, hAiX~

4. In...most...blog, they love... to do...this, they....did...this...so that....their...posts...will...look longer. If...they write....until like...that...then...I suggest...that...they...might...as well....don’t....update...their...blog. What’s...the use...of writing....lots...of..craps with...lots of ...............

5. Everybody is talking about project superstar! I know that they will be their future idol, but is there a need to paste them all around blogskins? If that’s the reason then I advice this people to paste them on walls and offer them joss sticks and pray to them! Just a simple blogskin will do right? Is there even a need to paste all this idols everywhere?

6. Next is the color contrast. They love to have all sorts of bright bright blogskins, and their posts are filled with bright bright fonts, it’s really irritating because I need to highlight them in order to read all this posts! I wonder if they have special eyes that allows them to filter off bright bright colors? If not why is there a need to make your whole blog bright bright? This kind of blog people will never give a damn about them!

7. As we know that blogs are public diaries, but I have no idea why there are people who love to use this “Anti right-click” Html. It’s not like you are a supermodel or what and people are stealing all of your pictures. If you don’t like other people to steal your pictures, then don’t post them! As easy as that. By the way, whenever there’s something which captures my attention in a blog whose owner blocks my right-click, I my ways of getting them!

Way 1. Use the “view source button”

Way 2. Use Firefox, it will allow you to right-click even if the anti right-click html is on!

These are some useful ways to copy people stuff even if they don’t allow. Enjoy copying!

8. No matter it’s a guy or a girl, they love to “show off” their like and dislike. Take for example, lots of them love: chocolates, ice cream, toys, etc. And dislike: back stabbers, KPKB teachers, alone, liars, perverts, etc. I wonder what makes them so different from others? Who love back stabbers, etc. Only them?

9. Cliche lines. Have you notice that they love to quote "it takes a minute to know someone, an hour to like him, a day to love him, and a lifetime to forget him". It’s so unrealistic! An hour to like someone! You must be joking with me man! No wonder there are so many “innocent” girls who proclaim that they have got cheated! Please la…life is not that simple as an hour to like someone or a day to love him! WAKE UP!!

10. I bet that there are people who think their life is a messy and everything, for example "my whole life is in a mess... family, friendship, career... i am beginning to hate myself... i am sad and lonely... when will i be able to find the right person to save me?" Please this is YOUR life, not other people’s, and you will have to save your own self instead of “Ohhh…my Romeo come and save me from all my suffering!”

WAKE UP, WAKE UP !!!

Edited By Shawn

1. They suspect that we might steal their items?


2. We are not mature enough to sell their items? (Crap!)


3. We will create havoc when nobody’s around?


4. We did not reach the legal age to work? (Please…this is the worse!)


5. We can’t handle the work stress? (Since when did they care?)