Got this jokes from a e-mail sent to me...hope you all will like it !
BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......
2.
Me: What do you don't want to eat? Rice or Noodles?
Wife: Er..don't want rice
Me: Ok, so anything with noodles is fine?
Wife: Yes
Me: Soup or dry?
Wife: Anything
In the end, we still couldn't find out what she really wants.
Another scenario when going shopping with girl,
girl: (holding up two clothes) which one is nice?
boy: the blue one looks nicer
girl: is it? I thought the black one is more classy
boy: I agree, take the black one then
girl: But then, the blue one looks quite nice too
boy: yeah
girl: which one is better ?
if boy answer 'black', girl will say he keeps changing his mind and
never shows sincererity and care
if boy answer 'blue', girl will say, " told you that the black one looks
more class"
But no matter what the boy says, the girl will eventually choose the one
she has already decided beforehand. A lot of the times, the girl might
even put the two clothes back (after extensive trying) and says not
interested anymore. really don't know what she wants.
BF : What do you want to eat??
GF : Anything will do......
BF : Ok, chicken rice then.
GF : But I don't feel like having rice leh....
BF : Ok, mee goreng then.....
GF : Don't want, too oily.....
BF : Fishball noddle soup....
GF : Yeeeee...So plain....
BF : Then what you want???
GF : Anything lor.......
2.
Me: What do you don't want to eat? Rice or Noodles?
Wife: Er..don't want rice
Me: Ok, so anything with noodles is fine?
Wife: Yes
Me: Soup or dry?
Wife: Anything
In the end, we still couldn't find out what she really wants.
Another scenario when going shopping with girl,
girl: (holding up two clothes) which one is nice?
boy: the blue one looks nicer
girl: is it? I thought the black one is more classy
boy: I agree, take the black one then
girl: But then, the blue one looks quite nice too
boy: yeah
girl: which one is better ?
if boy answer 'black', girl will say he keeps changing his mind and
never shows sincererity and care
if boy answer 'blue', girl will say, " told you that the black one looks
more class"
But no matter what the boy says, the girl will eventually choose the one
she has already decided beforehand. A lot of the times, the girl might
even put the two clothes back (after extensive trying) and says not
interested anymore. really don't know what she wants.
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